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lifewasted: michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:19:10 -0400

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.

“whats a movie”

he probably wouldn’t be into anything that requires him going to a theater

Not too bad for a lazy college student. (at College Park...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:50:27 -0400

Not too bad for a lazy college student. (at College Park (Olympic))

So, I've had this Tumblr widget on my phone forever...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 14:22:51 -0500

But this is the first time I’m using it. I don’t even know if it works.

thefrogman: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 14:07:00 -0500

thefrogman:

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

Children laid in their beds knowing St. Nick was near
They were bundles of joy filled with Christmas cheer

The internet was quiet, hardly a soul searched for porn

They went to sleep early, awaiting Christmas morn

Like a large, bearded burrito, I laid wrapped in my bed
While visions of corgis danced in my head

But then on my roof, I heard a strange sound
Like a bunch of hoof-steps and then a great pound
I rose from my sleep and put on some pants
I missed one of the leg-holes and did an awkward dance

I heard a loud rustling and thought it was looters
With my bat’leth in hand I patrolled for intruders

I saw a dark figure who held a large sack
I sneaked in behind and planned my attack
I swung and I punched with all of my might
But this dastardly fiend hardly put up a fight

I jabbed with my blade, he was pinned to the wall
Then I realized he was no intruder at all
This startling discovery gave me great pause
For I had just pummeled dear old Santa Claus

I surveyed his wounds, he was out like a light
There was no way he could finish his job on this night
I couldn’t ruin Christmas for all the girls and boys
This was my fault, so I would deliver their toys.

I got to the roof and saw Santa’s sleigh
The reindeer were waiting to get underway
I hopped aboard and then grabbed the reins
I suddenly realized I had forgotten their names
Now Steve! Now Dave! Now Lenny and John!
On Pete! On Phil! On Darryl and Ron!

The sleigh did not move, and they gave me a scoff
I googled their names, I was WAY off

Now Dasher!

Now Dancer!

Now Prancer and Vixen!

On Comet!

On Cupid!

On Donner and Blitzen!

The eight magic reindeer took off in a rush
I hurried them on as I shouted, “Mush! Mush!”
We flew ‘cross the moon and jingled our bells
We flew past the ocean and its midnight swells

I slipped down chimneys and delivered the toys
I ate all the cookies left by good girls and boys

Christmas was saved, and I let out a sigh
If the children had known, they surely would cry

So yes, I beat up Santa, but he is doing just fine
He’ll be back to normal in the nick of time
The elves picked him up and treated his wounds
He’s doing very well and will recover quite soon
I said a jolly, “Ho ho ho!” when I heard he was alright
And I shouted from on high…

“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!”

Credits
Pummeled Santa - Chris Gugliotti [full size | webcomic | tumblr]
Reindeer GIFs - Mel Roach [tumblr]
E.T. Moon GIF - Sam H. [tumblr]
Joy - Jamilia Jean [website]

Lights Before Christmas (at Toledo Zoo)

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 17:51:00 -0500

Lights Before Christmas (at Toledo Zoo)

The Lights Before Christmas (at Toledo Zoo)

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 17:40:21 -0500

The Lights Before Christmas (at Toledo Zoo)

That was AMAZING. (at Wright State University Nutter Center)

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 22:06:45 -0500

That was AMAZING. (at Wright State University Nutter Center)

Not a bad seat either! (at Wright State University Nutter...

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 18:22:19 -0500

Not a bad seat either! (at Wright State University Nutter Center)

Finally. (at Wright State University Nutter Center)

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 17:56:14 -0500

Finally. (at Wright State University Nutter Center)

tuaw: As iTunes 11 looms, here’s a look at a 1.0 installer...

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 13:47:47 -0500

tuaw:

As iTunes 11 looms, here’s a look at a 1.0 installer CD.

jshmllr:

iTunes v1.0 installer CD (2001)

The version history of iTunes begins in 1998 and continues to
the present day.

#Nostalgic

YES.

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 12:54:06 -0500

YES.

Best burger I’ve ever made - Imgur Note To Self: MAKE...

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 20:06:15 -0400

Best burger I’ve ever made - Imgur

Note To Self: MAKE THIS!

It’s still October, and there is snow on the cars…...

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 08:12:11 -0400

It’s still October, and there is snow on the cars… #ohioweather (at College Park (Olympic))

I spent a good three hours on this last night. I think it turned...

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 14:33:00 -0400

I spent a good three hours on this last night. I think it turned out pretty good.

#sleepywienerdog (at Settlers Walk The Estates)

Sat, 20 Oct 2012 20:02:16 -0400

#sleepywienerdog (at Settlers Walk The Estates)

Cloudy fall morning at WSU (Taken with Instagram at Wright State...

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 08:52:13 -0400

Cloudy fall morning at WSU (Taken with Instagram at Wright State University)

gifwich: the ladies are not impressed. HA!

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 08:23:11 -0400

gifwich:

the ladies are not impressed.

HA!

It is a ridiculously windy day for some Ultimate… (Taken...

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 12:26:17 -0400

It is a ridiculously windy day for some Ultimate… (Taken with Instagram at Pheasant Ridge Driving Range)

littlefacemitt: Little Face Mitt: “I’ve made a lot of mistakes,...

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 15:50:03 -0400

littlefacemitt:

Little Face Mitt: “I’ve made a lot of mistakes, Paul, but you…you are my greatest misstep.”

world-shaker: Why Save PBS? via Chris Bishop

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 22:30:53 -0400

world-shaker:

Why Save PBS?

via Chris Bishop